Christmas so far
- parents complaining about neighbours trying to be social
- dad boasting about pissing off said neighbours
- mum gloating about "the other pair" being left out of the king's speech video montage and coming out with the following classics:
the royals aren't racist; speculating
about skin colour is no different to speculating about eye colour; white people are oppressed; "I'm mixed race, it's just that both races happen to be white"
Merry Whitemas!
