(1) Trump picks Rubio as VP
(2) Rubio buys a house in Georgia, and then resigns his Senate seat
(3) Federal court declares Rubio constitutionally ineligible, due to transparently attempting to circumvent the double home state clause
(4) Trump dumps Rubio from the ticket
This would be one of the funniest sequences of events in US history and would remain so for centuries hence, while also perfectly encapsulating Marco Rubio as a man