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CougarSpider @cougarspider.bsky.social · 3 mo
(1) Trump picks Rubio as VP (2) Rubio buys a house in Georgia, and then resigns his Senate seat (3) Federal court declares Rubio constitutionally ineligible, due to transparently attempting to circumvent the double home state clause (4) Trump dumps Rubio from the ticket
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CougarSpider @cougarspider.bsky.social · 3 mo
This would be one of the funniest sequences of events in US history and would remain so for centuries hence, while also perfectly encapsulating Marco Rubio as a man
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Pita Enigma @pitaenigma.bsky.social · 3 mo
It also makes perfect sense, considering
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Luman Buck @tofuttibreak.bsky.social · 3 mo
That would be awesome and fitting for Lil Marco but Trump would appeal to SCOTUS and, well
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CougarSpider @cougarspider.bsky.social · 3 mo
Hahaha that's the best part No he wouldn't He'd just dump him--Trump really gets off on public, ritual humiliation of his biggest bootlickers
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CougarSpider @cougarspider.bsky.social · 3 mo
He'll even tell his pathetic bleating sheep that it was Rubio's fault for not telling him about the constitutional prohibition