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My favorite unfathomably rich celebrity has a stupid opinion someone HELP ME 😭

*stinks*

Realized in the self checkout that i was buying eggs, milk, kefir and ice cream and whey protein like some kind of dairy pervert

People who are like "there's nothing to watch" are sick because there are 10000 best movies ever you could be watching at any moment

I should post more nudes it's an enriching experience

I get my clothes from a 2nd hand store with packaging that said I ❤️ OLD and im so sad they changed it

When i snap my fingers my squire will come to reactivate my lube

*watching a haneke movie* maybe they'll all be okay in this one

I can feel a twin peaks s1 rewatch coming up. Maybe i can hold it until early fall when it's supposed to arrive

Vermin with a really long possum tail that you can't help but do a jungle book walk on

When the subject believes the mind control is temporary

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Not my pestilence dominating all things in the realm 💀💀💀

Cut my hair too short and now i look so weird and girls will call me names

When video comes to bsky im posting this daily

What if you swore fealty to rat-men and served them for ever

The great crimetxt circle jerk rsvp below

I'm back

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Staying at fail cabin in cringe nature

Missed out on guadagnino movies so i'm catching up. starting to think he might be gay...

Hitting an empty cart until my mouth tastes like how liquid mercury looks

The internet age might be frustrating but domming has never been better

The summery possum fragrance of a man's musk and a dumpster's trash and a sun's lotion

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peter pack rat, loading screen, zx spectrum (1988) www.mobygames.com/game/56143/p...

My straight friends mentioned "twink" mmo characters earlier and i clearly misunderstood what we were talking about

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