Well, sir, we've run the numbers and you're just not gonna be able to get out of this one. You need to pick a crime, sir, and you need to do it soon. Now, we put together some options. Would u like to start with war crimes or personal grievances? War crimes do play better in the flyovers, yes, sir.
"Not now Hunter. No, we already talked about doing crack with sex workers then going on a cool waterslide, and we will consider it right up there with Secretary Mayor Pete's suggestion to drone strike a dog show, okay? You don't have to keep saying it. I promise, we heard u and wrote it down."
Also Clarence and ginni Thomas. IDK what the statute of limitations is on treason but maybe round up the entire Brooks Bros riot crew including kavanaugh. If rule of law is dead today it's not coming back with those cocksuckers calling the shots.
