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If I could have dinner with any two dead people tonight it would be Adam Smith and Carl Marx and all we would talk about is buy one get five free fireworks deals
Okay maybe that's not all we would talk about they would both say I'm pretty, too
I bet Adam Smith would try his patented invisible hand move
Free market discount...by which i mean if they don't invest in security the markets says it's free for me, Adam Smith
I'm...loving the idea of Smith being just an inveterate petty theft, shop lifting and stealing diner mints proudly
Marx is asked to leave for trying to unionize wait staff, meanwhile Smith uses the distraction to nab a cheese cake
