Crooked Ninja

Profile banner

Crooked Ninja

@crooked.bsky.social

Ninja turtle entrepreneur
Avatar
Me earlier today: Halloween in July is too much! Me 8 hours later leaving Marshals:
Avatar
My new favorite summer taste
Reposted byAvatar Crooked Ninja
Avatar
I have had to keep these secret a long time, but they are officially out now so go get them. Curious as to what you think of them.
Avatar
Oh cool the Olympics...
Avatar
At 40 I am now at the point where I recognize I can’t drink anymore. Not even talking downing 8 beers, more like 3 in a night casually makes gives me an intense headache. 🍻
Avatar
Like any eagle eyed nerd I spotted this guy hiding in a bag of matchbox
Avatar
Deathmatch: broccoli hair vs Bieber hair vs The Mullet
Avatar
Watching Godzilla x Kong when.... "Did..did Godzilla just suplex Kong off a pyramid?!"
Avatar
Fools trying to sell "vintage POGs" on marketplace for $100's is my kind of comedy.
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar Crooked Ninja
Avatar
I’m quoted in The NY Times for Ghost Girl Greetings. 😭💜 Pics from mom, she got excited and highlighted our names haha 🤣
Avatar
Yeah Apple Airpods Max are ridiculously pricey but you will never want to use other headphones ever again.
Avatar
Dew point dipped below 60 today and I feel ALIVE
Avatar
Family tried watching "IF" yesterday, didn't make it through. I applaud them trying something new but it felt too Monsters Inc. They also revived Tina Turner for a segment and that did not sit well with me, a big Tina fan.
Avatar
Chicken coop wildflowers, I need to plant more next year.
Avatar
Avatar
First Dr Ruth now Richard Simmons? The 80s are disappearing in real time 😩
Avatar
Added a new family member today.
Avatar
40+ years on and still putting in work
Avatar
I swear there is something in my brain that short circuits when the dew point goes over 70. No joke, I do shit like leave the stove burner on which never happens.
Avatar
I fully admit going all in on Halloween too early can be trouble, but I do love those little glimpses of what’s to come.
Avatar
If the Bay Area were to sink into the ocean I think a lot of our collective troubles would be solved.
Avatar
Yea corny but I love Shelley Duvall in Suburban Commando
Avatar
Severe flooding locally. Came across water over the road on our way home which was the ONLY way home. My wife in the passenger seat “you’re not going to drive through that are you?” Me
Avatar
Today is the day I get a promotion with zero monetary increase and no title change. I know you’re all jealous.
Avatar
No one asked for “Chuck and the Purple Crayon”.
Reposted byAvatar Crooked Ninja
Avatar
The election will make Halloween suck. I accept this, but I also believe we need Halloween during hard times. My advice-go to events put on by charities, donate candy & costumes, drop a few bucks to Spirit Of Children on Spirit runs. Use Halloween to make the world a bit better
Avatar
Avatar
Have you ever seen a marketplace listing that gets taken down and then reposted for with a HIGHER asking price than before? Sort of...incredible.
Avatar
I do find the irony of Adobe integrating image generation into their products therefore making their core customers less “valuable” and potentially sinking their own subscription base. Not that I want Adobe to thrive anyway mind you.