crucialwax

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I’m either a cat, or a brain in a jar. I mean, not all brain transplant procedures take, so it’s a sort of Schrödinger's brain situation. he/him/they/them. I am a legal adult in every state but mind. I WILL PUBLISH YOUR DMs.

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I don’t need any poo related porno. I just don’t.

When I walk by the window naked and the drapes are open I wiggle my butt for the zero people that are watching. I want to pretend I’m scandalous.

I invented the word cocksicle in the 70s.

I’m replying to the wrong things. I hope it’s still funny. It’s not.

I’ve had one too many gins. I may die. I died. I’m dead. Hshsisinnnbsnsb.

I’ve had gin, and I’m posting/replying. I expect to be banned a lot.

Dear democrats, Grow a fucking spine and do what’s right. Read the recently released Epstein documents and use the fact trump is shown to be an actual god damn pedo/pederast GO AFTER THAT SHIT!

The game azul should be renamed to cockblock.

I am so fucking tired of all the bullshit.

Lately I’ve been typing replies and then deleting them. Not even Bluesky is good enough. You’re not ready.

I have rubber skin.

I have when people say centrifugal force! It’s imaginary! Centripetal force (supplied by gravity) is what keeps the moving masses of earth stuff from moving away from each other and shoves them into that oblate spheroid thing. Now, if someone can now nitpick my post. Your turn!

I hate when people say that the world is round. They’re wrong! Earth is an oblate spheroid. I won’t have people denying the impact of the centrifugal force created by the earth’s rotation which causes it to bulge toward the equator. 🌍 🌎 🌏

Wanted to mention I watch the majority report often, and they did a story mentioning Bluesky. @emmavigeland.bsky.social @mattbinder.bsky.social

All your base are belong to Facebook.

If you don’t like Bay City Rollers, carry on.

If you don't like Tenacious D, I'm gonna kick your ass from here to right over there

Well that didn’t last long.

I look forward to day when I’ve had enough milkshake and there is a cyber truck garbage can nearby for where I can dump the shake out.

As a Bluesky elder, I feel I should always be on the discover feed. GET ON THAT PAUL!

I just want love and hugs and sex and great food and did I mention sex? With everyone!

There is a guitar on our bed.

Zaza scores new cat bed 0 out of 5. But the box and its packing, a 5!

Dizzy

Coddling. We should all do more of that.

I sometimes say things that are a joke, and sometimes they and true. And most people in my life say they can’t actually tell the difference.

I now watch the recap even though I watched the previous show 1 minute earlier because fucking fuck I can’t remember anything anymore.

Cats can be 3 colours. But dogs can be hundreds of colours. Blue and purple too. This is a fact I made up and it’s true.

I had too much gin. There is not cure. Only time.

So I had this dream a famous person in the acting world wanted desperately to have sex with me and we were looking for some place private. But sneaking around us trying to record us having sex was Aston Kutcher. Crawling in windows, hiding in closets, peering from the ceiling. How I punish myself.

If you’re reading this, but do not follow me, don’t bother following me. This is peak funny for me.