Screaming, crying, furious.
Special forces are dragging me out of the Northern Pictures offices.
All this fuss after some light-hearted forced entry, a trivial hostage situation, and a few hours that flew by, as I intensely pitched my vision for the show 'Hate on The Spectrum'.
Been meditating in a cave behind a waterfall for a couple of hours now, and at one point I surrendered to the boundless expanse of consciousness, allowing the currents of transcendental meditation to grasp my anger and hurt, casting them into the ether, visualizing them landing in a Meta server farm
It made me feel very sad, but it also might be effective. Either way, imagine waiting a week to shit talk about someone who killed themselves in protest
I love leaving a huge stinkn’ tip for service folks. The look in their eyes when they realized the guy the’ve more or less ignored for the past hour is by far the largest shit in the outhouse, their jaws dropping and eyes popping. Nothing beats it.
I am financially ruined.
Turning on my favorite long form video essayist after a grueling day of snuffing out flickering embers of hope at the death factory
KidCultureCritic: “Is Kirby secretly a facist homophobe?”
It's infuriating when folks make huge claims without having a clue what they're talking about.
“Easily”? It’s hard work! Ever hear of it?
And seriously, comparing rooting out a Genestealer to securing Altdorf, Give me a break! Lady, reality check, pronto.
[I have no idea what this post is about]
In my home country a large portion of the populus, me for instance, are hooked on shitty nicotine pouches. It’s very weird to see U.S. conservatives claim it as their thing. In response I would like to claim sexual boning and monster trucks for the left
No matter what, I never want to end up on the news looking foolish, saying “I never could have imagined” after my neighbor turns out to be a serial killer. These days, when a kindly soft-spoken man who tends to flowers moves in, I’m shaking— imagining him turning my family into hats.
Maybe it's just me, but I think it would be a good idea to have Nikki Haley make a cameo appearance on SNL. It would most likely be quite funny, and I think a lot of people would like it -- especially the people who normally watch SNL then later talk about having watched it, of which I am one. 😃
Position yourself, mouth agape in a garden or forest for however long it takes. Eventually God’s most majestic creature—the humble butterfly will crawl into your maw. As you crunch down on it, on the other side of the world someone else is doing this too. This folks, is known as The Butterfly Effect
I just got out of a relationship, and it’s been rough. At the same time, though, I’ve become very gung-ho about pouring my life’s savings into a profitable new investment known as Online Crypto Coins. Lets just say I have a sneaking suspicion that I won’t be cripplingly lonely for much longer
Favorite part of being Icelandic is getting to tell people that most things you’ve heard about us are untrue and we are in fact the U.S. puppet state of Scandinavia
If I we’re a ranking officer on the Enterprise I would expect anyone that acted slightly out of turn of being posessed by some sort of alien and phaser the shit out of them
“You made a person out of another person, then you sent me to kill him. You made a choice to do this to me.”
—Gemini Man (2019)
favorite movie quote probably
