Willie Jack's Favorite Uncle: I was just told by a real life person that Oprah Winfrey has a laser array to kill us all from space, but if i wear blue I'm safe cause lasers can't penetrate anything blue.

I was just told by a real life person that Oprah Winfrey has a laser array to kill us all from space, but if i wear blue I'm safe cause lasers can't penetrate anything blue.

And part of me was like, ma'am i don't think like any of this is accurate, but at the same time i was like, you do keep mentioning how "delicious" and "fresh" i look in blue, so you have my attention.

were they Tonkawa?

I didn't think so, why that tribe liken blues?

Naw but they like to eat people they admire

she sounds terrifying, she probably wants to eat you

this is lingering from the hawaii wildfires conspiracy that supposedly fires were started by directed energy weapons, which didn't damage any houses with blue roofs, like oprah's

Now that is a piece of the puzzle I never would have know! Thank you

you're welcome. there were also claims that she started the fires in order to do a land grab. I don't recommend googling 'maui dew oprah' but there are articles out there debunking this stuff

Yikes

Thank you I knew there was some kind of weird color blue conspiracy but I couldn't remember what

Did rl person specify a particular shade of blue we must wear? And what if someone is color-blind? Just asking on behalf of all the people who can smell bullshit from a mile away.

They did not mention a particular shade, and I didn't get into details, but there was no indication that a person's ability to see the color was a plus or minus.

#Truth

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