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@dangerousotter.bsky.social

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Scientist by day, shit poster also by day.

📍 Chicago

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Making eye contact with guys doing hip thrusts to be chaotic

I would like to say a big "fuck you" to the Cook County Treasurer sending property tax bills 2 MONTHS EARLIER than normal and with less than a month to pay "on time."

"Please excuse my dirty mirror!" Absolutely not.

I've realized there is a direct correlation between my lifting frequency and ferality.

I went through deep social media avoidance during 2016-20 because of anxiety inducing political content. And it looks like it's starting again. Protect yourself babes.

I bet he faked it

Over brunch today my parents told me they are essentially disinheriting my sister and making me the executor of their estate. The only thing undying about them is their commitment to chaos.

I like the abstract notion of a boyfriend, it's just in the details where you lose me

My neck, my back, My anxiety attack *screams*

I love my little aurora projector 🤩🌌

My parents just decided they wanted to visit town for 6-7 days overlapping when a boy is visiting me and were aghast when I told them I was busy. Tried to manipulate me to say it was ok. They also tried to manipulate me into watching their dogs when I was planning my own vacation.

One of my researchers added a participant on LinkedIn and now I'm going to have to talk to him about research ethics. 🤦‍♂️

I need to put icy hot on my middle back, precisely where I cannot reach. That's probably a weird task rabbit request right?

It's one thing when it is hot and dry out when your A/C is busted. But humidity makes it so much harder to get comfortable.

I would commit unspeakable crimes right now for warm, fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies

Uh Amazon targeted ads just suggested that I buy... 🧐 ...an air duster to keep my camera lenses clean. Jeez, pervs!

They went with another candidate, boo hiss

Finished my final interview at major tech company today. My last interview went 30 mins over because the conversation was so good. Win, lose, or draw, I represented myself very well and am so proud of that.

Need good focus work music recs (minimal to no lyrics preferred)!

Is that the same face you scowl at your mother with?

My old sleeping injuries are acting up again.

I just got a targeted ad for male urinary incontinence. That's enough internet before bed.

I need friends who don't flake and actually have their shit together.

I think I need a roommate just for some ambient noise...

Leg day complete, edible incoming. Happy Saturday!

The algorithm keeps showing me delicious Turkish and Lebanese food and now I am absolutely FERAL

In da clerb (La Fitness)

I'm a bit stressed reviewing the language in this book contract, but y'all I'm getting a fucking book deal!!

HVAC is scheduled! Always shop around kids, the company I went with offered an equivalent rig for about $10k less.

Some gay posted about being excited about his first kiss and my jaded ass almost commented "condolences"

The homosexual urge to be social or to do a home project 🤔