Dan MacRae

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Every last Friday of the month come watch TV with me and Hamilton's cultural elite at TV Powerhang.

Every Wed at midnight Radio Powerhang pollutes 93.3 CFMU's airwaves.

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend four-post bed.

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I'm a gin blossom with a man attached. AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!

A lot of people forget that Brexit was largely about the EU not teaching WOLFMAN STUDIES in school.

Hey #HamOnt come watch TV with me. staircasehamilton.com/event/tv-pow...

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If you’re looking for me, here’s where I’ll be.

Like you, I expect SNL to release their 2-disc set of the Best of We Love Merrick Garland special any day now.

Reboots aren't my thing, but I'd love another attempt to revive the Monkees. Or the New Monkees for that matter. I'd love to know what that looks/sounds like in 2024.

I've been living in Hamilton for over a year now and I want to dispel an ugly rumour: There are VERY FEW steel beams coming alive and attacking city folk. It's only a problem for a tourists, if you ask me.

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Polyamorous furries be like “inside me there are two wolves”

I live in a house now. Just like Frankenstein and the Winslows.

The best part about being a mover is probably hearing dipshits like me in the kitchen moaning to themselves about how they're tired, sore and need to sit down.

I hear your favourite celebrity is super nice in real life and friends with all the (living) celebrities you admire 😊

Forgive me. My mind's been somewhere else. (Training for the Olympics. The 1968 Olympics.)

I'm starting to suspect that kid in 3rd grade's dad wasn't The Mask.

REMINDER: Drake's taking a #PositivityForce break and he'll be back refreshed and raring to go for life.

Bluesky is a place where I, a vulnerable human, can reveal to you that I hate Rat Pack shit so goddamn fucking much.

Local man inexplicably can only sign off phone calls with "BUH-BYE"

I like to think I'm a smart person a good chunk of the time, but you would be appalled by how often I'll catch myself going "boy, I bet Bette Midler would LOVE to know what I have to say about things. She's just never had the opportunity."

Move the team. Set me free. Sorry the Jets can't attract enough rich pricks taking their work clients to games 12 time a year, but I can't give a shit anymore about whether or not this team is making enough money. It's not my job to get a bunch of 50somethings named Tyler to pay for season tickets.

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champions league graphic: Fußball Arena München my brain: furball arena munchin'

How there was never a Yambo tie-in during Kilborn's Late Late Show reign is beyond me.

Burger King Yumbo (1968-1974): A hot ham and cheese sandwich, part of an early hot sandwich line from BK. Basically just warm ham and cheese on a roll, it was brought back in 2014 as a limited time offer (pictured here) to celebrate the 70s, w/ mayo and lettuce added...progress!

I'm always inexplicably surprised that Jim Henson and Kermit's voice are similar. This is like being perpetually stunned that Vin Diesel and Dom Toretto have the same haircut.

I didn't understand the sock masturbation scene in American Pie at the time and honestly I don't really get it even now. Is he using the sock for jerking? Is it a cotton condom? Does it smell like Eugene Levy? Loosely Related: That movie also pushed Perfect 10 magazine hard which is weird + shamey.

WWE really knows how to make their big events feel like Salesforce conferences, eh?

"You got your shit on my post!" "You got your post in my shit!" Two feculent tastes that go ok together.

"Wow! They've really gamified gaming!" - my lizard brain playing new video games for the first time in 15 years

I watched Jesus Christ Superstar and finally understand Jeepers Creepers - Semi Star. Do I like it more? Moderately!

April Fools! I've been popular recording artist Leona Lewis this whole time! (Don't tell anyone and keep on Bleeding Love my Lew Crew!)

Any menu can have a treasure map if you're willing to suspect your waiter enough.