Emmawww.thechatner.com MR WOODHOUSE: Good morning who’s ready to start cheering me up but do not cheer me up by suggesting we go places i’ve given it a lot of thought and it is not possible to go anywhere or visit anyone
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The Best Read of the Summer is Edna Ferber's 1933 Story Collection, "They Brought Their Women"www.thechatner.com "They did not kiss one another good-bye. After seven years of marriage they would have considered such daytime demonstration queer, not to say offensive."
Romulus and Remus Debrief After Date Nightwww.thechatner.com REMUS: how was the date? ROMULUS: how do you think it went REMUS: Well, I think it’s important to leave room for the possibility that you don’t always know how someone is going to react to you ROMULUS...
Two Romans Sculpt The Dying Gaulwww.thechatner.com The Dying Gaul, ca. 220 BCE ROMAN I: Ah, Quintilianus! Hard at work on another masterpiece, I see…Not a citizen you’re sculpting this time? Can’t help notice your fellow is nude, but not quite classic...
The Coward Soul of Bon-Bon The Dog Triumphswww.thechatner.com Bon-Bon’s is a coward soul. If ever there were a trembler in the world’s storm-troubled sphere, whose Faith does not shine equal to arm itself from Fear, Bon-Bon is such a trembler. His life has been ...
What Am I Feeling Today?www.thechatner.com An exhaustive glossary
Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part Vwww.thechatner.com Previously: Jane Austen’s Persuasion, parts I, II, III, and IV. ANNE: Like I said, I’m going to see an old school friend, Mrs Smith ELIZABETH ELLIOT: Doesn’t she live in a BATHTUB ANNE: She is ill, an...
Every Time This Biographer of the Brontë Family Calls Them Unemployablewww.thechatner.com We’ve landed in Michigan and my childhood Midwestern accent is coming back in full folksy force. Also, the Chatner is offering a special 20% off deal for the next year to anyone who becomes a paying s...
Every Time This Biographer of the Brontë Family Calls Them Unemployablewww.thechatner.com We’ve landed in Michigan and my childhood Midwestern accent is coming back in full folksy force. Also, the Chatner is offering a special 20% off deal for the next year to anyone who becomes a paying s...
Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part IVwww.thechatner.com and a Memorial Day sale
Dogs Only Want One Thing And That's To Lick The Babywww.thechatner.com The three of us have been living with baby Rocco for a little over six weeks now and it’s been pretty terrific. He lives with great gusto. His jowls are developing rapidly. They give him an air of inj...
Jane Austen's Persuasion, Part IIIwww.thechatner.com Previously: Persuasion, parts I and II. LOUISA MUSGROVE: I’m just like you and always have been CAPTAIN WENTWORTH: I hope you will always be steadfast, and that you will teach your sister to be firm…l...
Jane Austen's Persuasionwww.thechatner.com Papa says the best thing for my health is to sit near a baronet, at this time of year
The Stages of Drinking From A Bottle, According To Our Month-Old Sonwww.thechatner.com I need milk I need MILK you son of a bitch ill kill you there’s something there that’s something let me see it you damn rascal you’re not going to con meThe Chatner is a reader-supported publication. ...
Tonight, On Murder Most Noticeable!www.thechatner.com I’ve started writing a script for a very light Murder, She Wrote-style comedy to while away the long months before Women’s Hotel comes out in October. My dream is to strong-arm my friends into a table...
Tonight, On Murder Most Noticeable!www.thechatner.com I’ve started writing a script for a very light Murder, She Wrote-style comedy to while away the long months before Women’s Hotel comes out in October. My dream is to strong-arm my friends into a table...
Mansfield Park, Part IVwww.thechatner.com Previously: Mansfield Park, Part I. “She looks like she’s never had a glass of milk in her LIFE.” Mansfield Park, Part II. MARY CRAWFORD [Weeping with fury]: I don’t even know what a church is, Edmund...
Mansfield Park, Part IVwww.thechatner.com Previously: Mansfield Park, Part I. “She looks like she’s never had a glass of milk in her LIFE.” Mansfield Park, Part II. MARY CRAWFORD [Weeping with fury]: I don’t even know what a church is, Edmund...
Mansfield Park, Part IIIwww.thechatner.com Previously: Mansfield Park, Part I. “She looks like she’s never had a glass of milk in her LIFE.” Mansfield Park, Part II. MARY CRAWFORD [Weeping with fury]: I don’t even know what a church is, Edmund...