Humbird

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Post exercise Charley horse so bad I almost threw up 💪🏻 stronger every day

car-bon-cap-ture 👏👏 👏👏👏

Doing the Gordon Ramsay cold scramble with the pigeon eggs from my gutter

120 Hz shadow projector for my “man cave.” We locked in.

The Old Man and the Scene 😒👈

Happy to share that a photon has promoted me into a higher orbital!

House of the Dragon is just Curb with, well, Dragons. Just let the Curb music play in your head at the end of every scene.

I shan’t be posting

Ahem! *snaps* Garçon! … Your hardest pass, please. … No, I insist. Spare no expense!

They’re grossly oversimplifying my ass in layman chat

*This* fool mouth? Oh you know it's runnin

Locally hydrogenated soybean oils Artisan-hydrogenated soybean oils

Smokin that stuff that made Scooby Doo

Lord grant me like three hours so I can watch STALKER again

Boopin around on my phone during Aerith death scene #thursday

This side of the house got dug up last year for sewer line replacement. Awaiting new xeriscape next month, but I had to pull weeds in the meantime. What you see remaining are volunteer dill and true catnip. Reader, I’ve only grown catnip once, 4 years ago and on the other side of the house.

You can’t grill on Father’s Day anymore, because of wok

Hummingbird’s nest in Humbird’s tree. Omen? I’ll take it.

Guess what I bought

Just searched for “jet li fried rice”

Damn Daniel. Back again with the oblong hexagon.

The Five Miller Moths You’ll Meet in Heaven

Bought a "Sally" with gas lift for my kid today and can't stop singing "bring Sally up/bring Sally down" to myself

Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era

You can lead pipe to water but yuo can’t drnk the horse

Shouting “Atreides!” as I walk past the guys waiting in line for the pisser

Dutch frites dinner

This view made possible by “cancel” culture (no train to Belgium tonight) Actually this is probably the least amount of scaffolding I’ve ever seen on here.

I’m Londonpilled, I’m Tubemaxing. Gap: minded.

My man out here decreeing stately pleasure domes 🤦🏻‍♂️ bro