David Mack: I just wanted to make a cheese joke. — Subium • Bluesky web client

I'm watching election returns from the UK because it's nice to see some good news for a change.

Of course, I rarely know what they're talking about. "Labour has made a notional gain in Cripping & Bonesbury!" Uh, yaaaayy!

Labour has gained the Paisley seat! And has also gained Lothian East! Labour holds Narnia! And Argyle! Numbers coming in soon from Treacletart!

If SNP loses Marzipan & Wensleydale, all hell will break loose.

The fun fact is the actual Constituency that contains Wensley (the village the Dale is named after District of Mid Bedfordshire has so many awesome names like the wards of Ampthill, Arlesey, Biggleswade Ivel, Biggleswade Stratton, Blunham, Campton and Meppershall, Clifton and Henlow,

, Haynes and Houghton Conquest, Langford, Maulden, Northill, Old Warden and Southill, Potton, Sandy All Saints, Sandy St Swithun's, Shefford, Shillington and Stondon, Stotfold, Wensley, and Wrest

I just wanted to make a cheese joke.

I know but I felt the need to share those awesome place names

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