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dapple doodles. featuring a strappy top by @schmuccubus.bsky.social sexual
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oh STOPPP his little smirk and chokers and everything 🫠 🪭 i’m a huge fan. bless u.
he shows up in elaborate strappy gear just to eat chips and get high on your couch.
my kitchen is his to forage tbh 🤷♀️ 🌿 gotta tell prod i'm taking the afternoon to slack off with a pink satyr
he will at least bring the weed so hes not completely useless
I see your strappy top, and raise you a sassy troublemaker that finds them delightful and fetching.
Do they smell like strawberries?
If he did, it would not fresh strawberries but kind of like..a cheap artificial strawberry scent. Not bad smelling per se, too sugary, like something a 13 year old would buy as a perfume in a clarie's or something. He probably got it on a discount.
Yeah, oh God. Almost every teen girl in my middle and high schools smelt like spicy cotton candy.
So weird.
YES, YES ! that is exactly the level of tackiness im going for. The cuteness is leveled out by his questionable taste levels
I love these expressions!
