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@dellwayft.bsky.social

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The stoat also known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion and weird little outlier who strayed on through. 🔞

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@gtazzin.bsky.social Be the creature!

All the sable energy without actually being a sable.

[jaws music]

Stay stinky. #musk

It comes as no surprise when I missed the anniversary of sorts, as the exact date when I first discovered mustelids currently remains lost to me, but still, I have been a Stoat now for over half my life (and longer than some of you’se have been alive), and shall remain so until I die.

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.

Keep calm and weasel on.

@gtazzin.bsky.social ANY TIME IS WEASEL TIME

Egg planet.

I want to bound-jump into a big stinky squirmy, wriggly mustelid pile!

Proud to be Stoat!

Yes, it's another #StoatSaturday!

Peak mustelid energy.

I feel like Grimmjow Jaegerjachs, but with half a skull instead of just a row of teeth.

Big plot hole in the Terminator franchise: the T-800s are easy to identify and eliminate, because they all mostly look like Ahhhnuld. #JustSaying

@gtazzin.bsky.social This reads like a never-ending all-you-can-eat buffet to me. #StoatsDoingStoatThings

I am 'other-hearted' on steroids.

100% stoat.

A very large weasel.

POWERMLAMMO!!

Life is better with stoats.

There is always a perverse pleasure, that comes from TFing complete random strangers into stoats.

You can never have too many stoats.

POWERMLAMMO!!

Stinky minky may rhyme, but take it from personal experience that all the other mustelids are stinky too.

Old leggy.

#hourly #guara https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/manes/photo_1812@25-12-2019_00-53-18.jpg

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Cooking fat. www.furaffinity.net/view/8089043/

I Shake My Fist at Thee! by coopertomwww.furaffinity.net This amazing photo was taken by the awesome Abrahm. . http://www.abrahmphoto.com/

Edward the Compressor.

A little stoat musk goes a long, long way.