You: Please act normal; you need these people to like you.
Me: Ok!
People: Hi.
Me: Hi. I'm Lorna
People: oh my god, like Lorna Shore??
Me: ...well you see, you know the xmen right? So you.... you know who Magneto is? Yeah of course well anyways, Magneto canonically has like 4 kids, one of th
You: Please act normal; you need these people to like you.
Me: Ok!
People: Hi.
Me: Hi. :)
People: Who’s that guy on all those stickers you have on your iPad? :)
Me; sweating profusely, high pitched voice: J- just my favorite character, nothing more to it, please stop asking about him. :)))))
I'm pretty sure you've said it multiple times in slightly less direct ways - I probably even Liked them! brain hamster must not be running fast enough
(I realize we're not much more than internet strangers, but you've earned points for being 1 of like 3 people ever to recognize my username, so...)