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Magnum O'Puss

@dick.tips

Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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All the calls for “everyone” to “cool down the rhetoric” etc feel like how families so often put the burden of keeping the peace on the family members who are already working hardest at that, since the difficult/abusive folks are unfixable/cannot be reasoned with.
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If Biden were secretly trying to sabotage the election in favor of Trump, would literally anything be different
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Large Hadron Collider but instead of protons they use Nerds® Gummy Clusters
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I always hated when teachers would force me to work with people I didn't like, but it turns out it was great practice for having a job
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Pretty fucked up that one goofy molecule 4 billion years ago got so good at replicating that it consumed an entire planet, by evolving selfishness
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When we (the animal kingdom) moved from the ocean to land, the way we did it was to bring our own little ocean with us, which is why we're almost entirely water
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It's ok to not have an opinion or even be interested in forming an opinion about most things
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I'm in a "parasocial relationship"? Buddy, I'm barely in a single social relationship
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Currently macrodosing THC
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How can Rudolph possibly be the most famous reindeer around if Burl Ives has to personally educate me on him?
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"what if we live in a simulation" what if i don't actually give ashit ???
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The Golden Girls are a platonic polycule
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I mean everyone jokes about it but 69ing really /is/ nice
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Preppers love to think they're gonna be the ones who best survive the apocalypse but it's definitely gonna be backpackers in the PNW, right?
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Alexa, play the song that goes All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot and a cocking a revolver cash register ringing and opening and take your mon-ay
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Peter and the Wolf Blitzer
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How come he called it Stardew Valley and not Farmer in the Dell* *I play it on a Dell
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To infinity and bed, bath, and beyond
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I'm zooted and I just did a captcha and the mfer said i was a robot, smdh
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Lord Kelvin was an absolute unit
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if only i can prevent forest fires, then what does smokey the bear even do?
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Every NPC meeting my Baldur's Gate 3 character
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Pronouncing Bluesky like brewski
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