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This surgery I just got is really going to make it hard for me to watch Hollywood action films. Three small incisions across my belly have nearly incapacitated me, but in the movies people can shake off swords to the sides or a bullet through the shoulder.
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You just need to be properly motivated. To assist your recovery I have kidnapped your daughter and killed your cop partner a day before retirement. I look forward to your speedy recovery and I'll see you soon atop my neon highrise.
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My favorite line is you're lucky it went through. Except that there is now a hole through me.
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Yeah, but they’re *heroes* and you’re just an internet raccoon.
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