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@twinpeaks.bsky.social

Freelance journalist
Art lover
Barre3 aficionado
Dog whisperer
ATX livin feminist
She/her
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After 2 weeks of not seeing our GF, the hubs and I made up for it tonight. 😈🥰
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I made an amazing vegan Greek soup 🍜
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My mammogram screening came back abnormal. And I can’t get a more in-depth diagnostic screening for another month. I’m freaking out. I just needed to say this out loud.
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In the year of our lord, 2024, I resolve to be a shittier person. I will only tell my dogs I love them once a day.
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
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My family chat I don’t belong to…😂
I hope the group chat I don't know about in which I am a main villain is having a nice new year
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I’d like to start 2024 with a confession— I don’t like REM.
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Just a heads up, this account is absolutely horrible. They mock victims of suicide, revel in others anguish and are just overall nasty.
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When he thinks you’re lighting candles for sexy time but it’s a full moon and you’re planning a sacrifice.
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No one tells you when you have two dogs how one will look at you with complete betrayal while you love on the other.
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Happy Christmas Eve!!
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Morning of calamities: MIL fell and hit her head on the bath tub. I started the period from hell. One of the dogs barfed so much barf that I barfed while cleaning it up.
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It doesn’t feel like 4 days til Christmas.
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This turned into that. 🍜
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Not the mother in law cockblocking me and the hubs with the girlfriend. 🙄🙄
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I looked pretty last night
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Idk what it says about mine and the hubs appearance but when we got into the Uber last night, the driver changed the music from hip hop to Taylor Swift. We preferred the hip hop. 😂😂
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As a Hanukkah gift, the hubs got me a full day at the spa. Facial, massage, mani/pedi, and hair cut and style. I’m getting pampered today. 🕎
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The hubs just tried to explain to me that Coyote Ugly was based on a real bar in the meatpacking district called Hogs and Heifers but he doesn’t understand I DON’T CARE.
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When my kid was 4, we were at my Mormon moms house for Xmas. I wanted to go get coffee on Xmas eve. She gave me shit for it. I walked her into her utility room, opened her drinks fridge and pointed out the diet monsters in there and told her to nvr give me shit again. Mormon hypocrisy is just wow.
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Todays a good day for baking banana bread.
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My string of pearls, aka luscious Jackson, got a new pot and soil today and a little trim. She was getting too big for her britches.
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This is very inappropriate, young lady.
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The Islamic Republic is ‘using Gaza conflict as cover’ for execution of 127 people, including women and children, since war began. Human rights groups record alarming rise in number of prisoners put to death by the regime since October 7.
Iran ‘using Gaza conflict as cover’ for execution of 127 people since war beganwww.theguardian.com Human rights groups record alarming rise in number of people put to death by Tehran regime since 7 October
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Some of our best friends are a gay throuple and they’re getting married! I’m so happy for them. 💖💖
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Welp, almost 4 years into this thing, I finally caught covid. Lucky me.