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You know how you can tell there aren't enough women in tech? Because we have all these Mars spaceplane projects and Spicy Autocomplete Girlfriends that sound like Scarjo, yet no one has invented a transvaginal bluetooth dongle that tells you what you need to eat to attain optimal snooch ph balance
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or when to change your tampon
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this would work so well in a diva cup, assuming it wasn't made from something leeching carcinogens into your body! Which would also make it better than the period underwear that was actually just a skin contact delivery system for pfos!
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ha ha ha we live in hell!
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Just to keep up with protocol: Do we bow or curtsy before our Dilettante SheEO queens in this particular hell?
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Seriously. No more AI. We need vag tech.
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Looking forward to our weeklong conference and merchandise line.
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But of course! Everyone needs a Lady of Perpetual Ovulation Complexion candle. At LEAST.
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And iron supplement / sleep inducing weed gummy.