You know how you can tell there aren't enough women in tech?
Because we have all these Mars spaceplane projects and Spicy Autocomplete Girlfriends that sound like Scarjo, yet no one has invented a transvaginal bluetooth dongle that tells you what you need to eat to attain optimal snooch ph balance
this would work so well in a diva cup, assuming it wasn't made from something leeching carcinogens into your body!
Which would also make it better than the period underwear that was actually just a skin contact delivery system for pfos!