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Brainstorming ways to convince lefties to vote for the Dems right down the line and I think the most persuasive message I've ginned up is, "Do you want George Lucas' prequel trilogy to be hailed as Actually Good and Prescient?!"
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Somehow the solution to Lucas’ feeble and ham-handed political commentary was to make our political system even dumber to the point that Lucas looked smart
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RNC delegate: “So this how liberty dies! To thunderous applause! [laugh track]”
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Star Wars critic: I mean, you would never just have a creepy looking old man someone bend the legislature and the clergy to his liking. Reality: Thanks for the idea.