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Brian Martin

@captnbern.bsky.social

Teacher of impressionable youths, quizzer of the both children and drunks, co-host of Oh Boy! A Quantum Leap Podcast on the Poprika Podcast network.
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Okay, LOOK, #TheAcolyte fucking SLAPPED and if you're a self-professed Star Wars fan who didn't enjoy it the fault lies squarely with you.
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"Lore" is very rapidly becoming a word I never want to hear again.
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Gotta admit, I did not have Ki-Adi-Mundi on my "reason toxic Star Wars fans are going to scorched earth this week" bingo card. These dipshits are the worst. What? Suddenly you *love* Ki-Adi-Mundi ? *I* love Ki-Adi-Mundi, and I don't give a shit.
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The experience of watching #XMen97 as a Cyclops fan.
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New favorite comic panel: ROM breaking up a wedding. (Art by Sal Buscema)
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Spoiler-free assessment of just how incredible this week's #XMen97 is...just look at the "Special Thanks" credits! Just about covers it all, don't it?
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Say what you will about nostalgia, but being able to take my six-year-old to a #Ghostbusters movie on Friday night and watch #XMen97 with him on Saturday morning hits ALL the right spots.
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Absolute last line of dialogue I expected to hear in #XMen '97, free of context: "I'll show you a c-section, bub."
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The headline, the photo, the crime... I've been laughing at this for like five minutes.
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I think Mike Johnson spent most of the day practicing this face in the mirror to maximize the smarm. #SOTU2024
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It is after ten PM on the east coast and this is not the rhetoric of a sleepy man. Find a new argument. #SOTU2024
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BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson nods solemnly, does not agree #SOTU2024
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The #StateOfTheUnion is always a good annual reminder for all the normies out there who aren't constantly consuming political news that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not a serious human being but IS a serious ass clown.
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Trump supporter at our precinct was told he couldn't wear his MAGA hat inside and he, of course, politely complied. JK, he made a complete scene about it. I swear, none of these MFers know, understand, or show the least amount of curiosity about voting laws. Or anything else.
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Just opened up some promotional Pokemon cards from 1999 and I got this coupon dm if you need it
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"WE'LL DO IT! WE'LL FUCKING DO IT!" 25 caskets from 1800s cemetery threaten to fall off cliff into Lake Norman www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/l...
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MY TIME HAS ARRIVED Wordle 937 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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If you're a dad who's never left a restaurant to find it's raining, told your family to stay put while you ran off to get the car, got to the car, thought "I could just drive away and leave them," spent 10 minutes dreaming about it, then picked them up, you're doing it wrong.
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My son's summary of The Santa Clause: "He killed Santa, and now Santa's ghost is going into him."
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Godzilla? More like Dad Bodzillla, ammirite? #GodzillaMinusOne
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TFW I force myself to check my account balance the day before payday.
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If I could go back in time to the late '80s and tell my younger self one thing, it would be that someday this will exist. #TMNT #MOTU
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Every episode of Ahsoka makes me a little sad because Baylan Skoll is the most interesting thing about it.
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There are people who needed a study to prove this. Also, surely there's a 5% margin of error.
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These...are not VHS tapes.
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I'm still thinking about the beauty of Lauren Boebert being successfully ejected by the afterlife's foremost bio-exorcist. #Beetlejuice
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