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Stephen King

@stephenking.bsky.social

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It’s Flag Day. Randall Flagg day. 🤣
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the other day I saw someone say in earnest that “neurotypical people don’t remember their mistakes, only neurodivergent people do” and with the power vested in me I am taking these terms away from everyone for at least a month
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Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full. 🤣🤣🤣
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Pat Sajak is retiring. Give him a gold watch and a vowel. 😂
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Has football replaced baseball as America’s pastime?
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Alito’s explanation for that upside-down flag is about as believable as a three-dollar bill.
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Wishing Bev Vincent a happy 63rd birthday.
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My book, YOU LIKE IT DARKER, has gone to #1. Thank you to everyone who bought the book, either print or audio. I hope you enjoyed the stories!
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Sorry Scott Wampler passed. What a shock. Condolences to his loved ones.
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Do you all float down here?
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Thank you to everyone who welcomed me to BlueSky. Much appreciated.
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I am finally here, hopefully for good. Sticking with Twitter, which makes me bi-social.
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I’m a Covid virgin. At least, so far. 🙏
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There is an impersonation warning on my account, but it’s really me. Just hasn’t been used lately.
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Waffle House 4ever.
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Watching SILO. It’s very good.
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Did you hear the one about the hipster ice cube? It was water before it was cool. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
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Subtitles can sometimes be very helpful, especially when speech is heavily accented But I could do without “mournful music” and “sprightly music” and “suspenseful music.” But that’s just me.
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Renewed for 2nd season.
Was really surprised at how good Diplomat was, which is probably why netflix will cancel it
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TREASON (Netflix): It’s no DIPLOMAT, but it’s fine entertainment which comes with a jaw-dropper in the last of 5 episodes. I didn’t see that coming.
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I periodically check to see if you've joined Bluesky. Welcome!!
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Who is that guy? Is he real? Talking about Dan Bongo or whatever.
Meanwhile, on the other side. Dan Oingo Boingo said this to @stephenking.bsky.social.
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My son Joe is in da house.
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Hello world, Steve King here. Happy 2B here.
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