Microplastics Sommelier: more blatant pro-cat bias from the feline media

more blatant pro-cat bias from the feline media

“what did you do in the second civil war, grandad?” “i tried to keep up morale by making little jokes online”

...but Mom said you were a sniper? Some of those posts were dead on target, that's why! I lost count of how many "I'd like to report a murder" retweets I got, but it was at least two.

we called them “bangers” for a reason

bard is a valid class pick 🤷

That’s my MOS, too!

Me to my grandkids, probably: I was in the 69th Posters’ Battalion, and I served with honor, yessir

racked up 420 confirmed dunks, awarded medal of the golden ratio🎖️

I emailed some important spreadsheets

“Has your cat been fed today? Our survey says no!”