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James Colley

@colley.bsky.social

the rupi kaur of this tweet shit
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It’s been far too long since we’ve seen a film about an animal that’s surprisingly good at professional sports - not to mention everything else that’s going on!
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Sorry there’s been a terrible misunderstanding - I’m here for the toe fucking?
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Working on an IDLES song: I don’t drink almond milk That water usage guilt I drive it to the hilt The blood has now been spilt (sings) I don’t put soft plastics in the yellow bin I go the whole way in The supermarkets win I eat out of a tin (sings) My father was a plastic bag
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Working on an IDLES song: I don’t drink almond milk That water usage guilt I drive it to the hilt The blood has now been spilt (sings) I don’t put soft plastics in the yellow bin I go the whole way in The supermarkets win I eat out of a tin (sings) My father was a plastic bag
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I’m at a hotel that has an automatic curtain separating the shower from the bed but it’s also directly opposite the toilet so you can sit down and open the curtain like “it’s showtime!” Anyway I was told to post on this platform more but I don’t know if I will.
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Some people think I only use this app to promote things and it’s not true. (Pic unrelated)
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If you only pre-order one romantic comedy about the iconic Big Things today then I highly recommend making it this one as my lawyers will be in contact if we find out about a different one www.booktopia.com.au/the-next-big...?
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omg the abyss looked back at me - do you think it likes me?
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oh shit it’s the ass police
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If BlueSky wants to attract users it needs to bring back MSN Messenger styled statuses. .~*iM nOt SiCk BuT iM nOt WeLl*~.
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This app feels like the version of Twitter they use in an Apple+ series.
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my bit of ordering a babycino extra strong has continued its streak of 0/20 baristas amused
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this is exactly the kinda shit I’ve been tryna do
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this is the one everyone posts nudes on, yeah?
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