Josh Gondelman

@joshgondelman.bsky.social

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Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.

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Happy 17th (!!!) birthday to Bizzy the Pug, the weirdest, cutest, grumpiest, funniest gremlin in the whole world!!!

This is a real Great Depression-era idea of a “treat.”

Finally reading/loving Dan Ozzi’s book!!!

It is such a funny move to include an extremely specific middle name you rarely/never use when you choose a stage name.

Didn’t realize how sad this sounded until I’d already hit send.

I just watched the pilot episode of Monk with @mariskreizman and the real mystery is what the heck this meal (served at a restaurant on the show) is.

Here's an instant fix: Knock it off.

This detail from an Esquire profile several years ago is the most illuminating thing I've ever heard or read about Bill Maher. Here's the whole profile, for the sake of thorough citation: www.esquire.com/news-politic...

This is really thrilling to me! There might be standby tickets at the door, if you're feeling adventurous! Plus, if you're a pal or can't afford a ticket, I have a few comps! DM me!

This poster has inspired me to go to karaoke and sing some Journey wicked wrong.

Both of my shows at the Bell House on Friday are sold out!!! I have a few comps so if you are my friend or couldn’t afford a ticket and you want to go…let me know!

I’ve got a few more shows left before I record this hour of jokes! I’d love to see you there! (I still have a few more tickets for the late show of my special taping too!) Ticket info: www.joshgondelman.com/schedule

It’s Ian Karmel book day!!! Get your copy!!! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/723034...

Extremely photogenic sandwich from Patti Ann’s in Brooklyn.

Stayed up late last night reading the last 80% of this book! First time I’ve done that in forever!!!

Just a few upcoming tour dates left… Ticket info: www.joshgondelman.com/schedule

What every Republican sees when they look at Donald Trump.

Absolutely ridiculous lineup at Butterboy tonight! It’s the last one before summer hiatus! Come have fun!

Happy seventh wedding anniversary to “Danger” Maris Kreizman whom I look at every day the way she gazed upon this cake last night.

Hey! SiriusXM Comedy plays a lot of great comics (and also me) and they’re making their comedy stations free until June 3rd! I show up most often on Channel 98 (Pure Comedy)! Listen here for free: siriusxm.com/ComedyLF

I wrote for The Guardian about phone-free weddings, when “being in the moment” can actually mean missing out, and the fact that sometimes it’s not about ME. Link: t.co/DAP3fzr4FM

Brooklyn: Come see me tell a whole bunch of jokes in a row tonight at Union Hall! Ticket link: t.co/VqSs43ixiR

Thursday night at the Undue Medical Debt fundraiser with host Adam Conover and CEO Allison Sesso!

Burlington: You’ve been wonderful so far! Two more shows at Vermont Comedy Club tonight! I will be fueled by this Argentinian Beef sandwich from Four Corners of the Earth!

This, to me, is a very Hebrew/Arabic way to arrange these products.

Vermont!

I had so much fun hosting Butterboy with Alison Leiby this week, and we are cohosting the next two Mondays too!! Photo by EnemyPixels!

Dressed up for work tonight.

I got to see the NYC premiere of Babes, and it was so funny and sweet!! Ilana and Michelle are such stars!!! (Also I shaved too close by accident yesterday but don’t hold that against the film! See it when it comes out on Friday!!)

SEATTLE: I’ve got one more show at the Here-After tonight! AND I got a normal sized iced coffee today! Huge for me! Ticket link: www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-g...