ripley // bimbo milf goddess 🔅💜✨🤘🏻

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i lied about farting out my dick please don’t cancel me

i need to roll many spliffs

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yeah yeah something something too pretty to something

anyway- not my circus, not my monkeys until sunday brunch

GAS LEAK EVERYBODY RUN was not the way i expected my shift to end but yeah sure- ive chopped enough kale for brunch yeah

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have some tits, or not

& sometimes “kind of done” is what has to be on the plate

yeah yeah something something too pretty to something

leopard print bike shorts for the win

intrusive thoughts are such assholes

couldn’t be me irrationally panicking at 3am this morning that nobody likes me & would prefer me to not be around- nope nope you’re thinking about the other ripley serafina millicent josephine desiree weaver on here

okay the pre-cool event freak out about everything going terribly has subsided & weve flipped to being super excited & hyped for now lolz

hey thanks for showing me pics of your girl, grindr dude- far more interested in her dick than yours

every so often my farts smell exactly like wendy’s chicken nuggets & when that happens i know im gonna have a good day

inanna forbid anyone trust a trans woman’s intuition about cishet dudes like i’m kind of amazed all y’all are shocked he “got weird” since becoming a dad not me! maybe you should listen to me about that other guy i don’t trust

omg so sorry i missed your 40th birthday party last night- i couldn’t make it because i don’t like you

look sometimes you forget the proper setup to the punch line & you gotta redo it

sorry- that edit was needed

omg so sorry i missed your 40th birthday party last night- i couldn’t make it because i don’t like you

i remember when my sleep cycles made sense

wish i could share the grindr screen names that make me laugh- there’s soooo many

don’t worry i’m not gonna make poor grindr decisions

the pot helped

yes it’s difficult having this many feels lmao

don’t worry i’m not gonna make poor grindr decisions

apologies for the natural disasters that will certainly occur shortly after the next time i get fucked i have the worst goddamn mutant powers

im being dramatic lolz but fucking seriously would it kill the universe or the astral plane or the nameless ones or whatever to just give me one break like gahhhhhhhh

painting my nails is hanging heavier than i really want but it’s fucking true

inanna help me- i’m giving serious thought to going back to serving

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Charlis XCI through XCVIII were sabotaged and destroyed Charli XCIX vanished, without a trace

fuck you threads i’m not doing it

TIME TO WATCH SOME RACE TO SURVIVE NEW ZEALAND