Middle aged gay dude in San Francisco doin middle aged gay shit. Nerd stuff, selfies, gay (as) shit, social commentary, and anything else I wanna post about. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌉🌈🐇 Antiracist. Antifascist. Queer. 🔞NSFW🔞
Possibly controversial opinion:
Slapping stickers all over your corporate laptop is absolutely NO different from being one of those people who leaves their grocery cart in the parking lot.
I will be around yes. Working Friday night, Saturday day, and Sunday night.
I’ll be here (I think people think I’m being cheeky when I do this but it’s a HUGE landmark in SoMa, you can’t miss it)
For the moment I am ridiculously happy and in love and yes, I AM going to make it everyone’s problem.
Not even gunna pretend to be sorry about it.
Buuuuuuuut I might have a real good FCF post for ya tomorrow to make up for it
LOLOL
Just remembered a dude I was trying to flirt with on Sunday was in my line.
Me: Aw, you out your shirt back on.
Him: Yeah I had to pee.
Me: So you… had to put your shirt on to pee?
Him: …
Me: What would you like to drink?
Look all I know is I need to always be wearing that exact style and size of Canterbury jersey, which is clearly magical and specially designed to give the illusion I am built (stg the picture doesn’t actually even do it justice)
And then I spent half an hour on the treadmill, remembered who the fuck I am, and that I have a beautiful boyfriend with a huge cock and a date next week with a dream boy crush. This trifling mo doesn’t even rate.
Incidentally this is bothering me a whole fuckin lot this mornin. I was feeling pretty good lately until today but after flirting with this guy for months, the only thing I’m good to him for is cutting a line? Who else is just workin me for somethin I can get them?
Incidentally this is bothering me a whole fuckin lot this mornin. I was feeling pretty good lately until today but after flirting with this guy for months, the only thing I’m good to him for is cutting a line? Who else is just workin me for somethin I can get them?
if you can afford to give 50 to a presidential campaign without blinking an eye we challenge you to give another 50 to any mutual aid requests in the skyline. give all 50 to one. 10 to five. whatever. give people money who need it without requiring they genuflect to you.
I just remembered yesterday someone said I looked like the dad from Invincible.
Other than that I am a white man with a mustache that feels like a bit of a stretch.
BUT.
Maybe I could get a suitable wig for Halloween?
After making me wait 5 days just to call to be able to make an appointment, asking me for all the information that was on the fucking referral my doctor sent, the first available appointment is virtual and 3 weeks out.
How, exactly, do virtual prostate exams work, exactly?
Been trying to get a fucking appointment for urology for 2.5 years and I finally got a referral to a clinic that answered the phone (yes really) and they just went “we can’t schedule an appointment until 5 business days after the referral is sent.”
Like I get it’s not cardiology but cmon. Fuck.
So after a bewildering weekend of having out-of-my-league men throwing themselves at me, sitting here wondering what the fuck is going on, the boy drops an L bomb on me and I realize exactly what’s going on. Everyone’s hitting on me now because they can sense that I have a boyfriend.
