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mattie lubchansky

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award-winning transsexual comics idiot // boysweekend.biz
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always fun to see who's ready to peel back their human skin and finally Knock Trans Women Down a Peg. go get 'em tiger
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have nothing going on right now in terms of cashflow so i'm starting 45 projects at once in hopes that i get overbooked and go completely, irrevocably insane
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well everything sucks shit and it’s 85 degrees out at 1030 but at least all the wires on my block are smoking in a way that smells horrible and my power is out
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always so disappointing when someone in full athleisure steps into the bike lane without looking. what happened to jock solidarity 😤
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man a lot of people who like to brand themselves as Progressives or whatever sure do go hippie-punching mode the second they are made uncomfortable huh
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i love queens so much man. the world’s borough baby!!!!!!!!
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“political violence” is when violence is done to a politician. everything they cause is a different thing and you shouldn’t worry about it
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doing environmental storytelling by wearing a dress that exposes my injection site band-aid
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hey sorry i missed your text. i was standing in front of a mirror for six hours with one of the little dragonball Z monocles that gives me TERF-vision
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this website has “the juice” but unfortunately it’s the juice they found in that sarcophagus in 2018
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let’s all talk about something else. i’ll start: i saw a guy i always see my gym on the street today in manhattan. that was crazy. like what was he doing there and not at the gym where i assume he lived
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“enjoy the camps” i will! anything is possible with a positive attitude. thanks
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always fun to see one of these in the wild but this is a particularly nasty one lmao
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glad the genocide guy is still sharp enough to lie about the genocide. happy for you guys
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YOU: dew point....okay what does THAT mean ME (THE DEMON AZAZEL PARTING MY LIPS WITH HIS KNURLED CLAWS TO EMERGE THROUGH MY MOUTH FROM DEEP WITHIN MY TORSO): mmmf
worked in the HVAC industry not very long, and a long time ago, but i still remain cursed with the knowledge of what all the dumb words mean and everyone is always asking me mattie mattie what's the different between dry and wet bulb temperatures. and i know. it's awful to know but i know
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worked in the HVAC industry not very long, and a long time ago, but i still remain cursed with the knowledge of what all the dumb words mean and everyone is always asking me mattie mattie what's the different between dry and wet bulb temperatures. and i know. it's awful to know but i know
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oh my god you’re trans AND “anti-woke”?? holy shit that’s sooooooOoOoooooooooOooOo crazy wow. wowie wow wow wow
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jiminy glück. is that anything
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developing a new strategy where instead of arguing with the most inane replies on earth i just delete the post and move on with my little day :)
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i love to check my instagram archive thing and see the saddest looking dope in the world. RIP idiot
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ok honey i’m gonna go drive my oxcart in the mud for a few hours. it’s grueling work but it’s honest. for real if i hear a distant piano twinkle signifying i’m the protagonist of a Tides of History episode, portending an era of massive societal change, im gonna be so pissed off
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easy to chalk the stuff in france up to some vague platitude about ~voting~ but it feels to me like more proof that you have to give people something to vote FOR, and that socialism remains better equipped to beat fascism than liberalism does! just one gal’s opinion
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ok jaya got an actually good photo of me playing music, which normally i look like Da Bass Goblin
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playing music is so good man. primal. closest i get to this