caffeine anxiety ego death: ROHOL and Coke. On the up side, it gave me the incentive I needed to finally throw that fucking can of Rohol away

ROHOL and Coke. On the up side, it gave me the incentive I needed to finally throw that fucking can of Rohol away

What is the foulest improvised cocktails your friends have ever concoted? I still remember when me and my buddies poured every bit of alcohol and soda we could find in our buddies apartmemt, into a giant plastic witches cauldron and it turned NEON green so we called it witches brew and drank HEAVILY

I have no idea what this is? What does it taste like?

It tasted like Nyarlathotep's idea of a sweet-tasting beverage. Like the sludge left behind when a xenomorph is squashed in a hydraulic press. Like the foul ichor of Tom Savini and Willy Wonka's worst nightmare.

But seriously, imagine like alcoholic molasses with a heavy chemical aftertaste, like drinking new car smell

Intrigued now

You are making a compelling argument for me to try this, tbh

You will never be the same after. The lights in the Tiq factory will still be on, but they're making something different in there now

It was vaguely like Jaegermeister…

Jaeger without the charm

That’s fair. It was designed to be an unpleasant drinking experience.

lmao mission fuckin accomplished admiral!

Bitter liqueurs. Booze that bites back.

IT’S BLACK. IT’S A LIQUID. IT’S A BLACK LIQUID. (Also, didn’t they stop bottling, or, er, canning it in like, ‘96 or so?)

yeah this was back in the way before times. I've since quit drinking entirely (unrelated, mostly)

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