Writing a Bond script in 2024 must be a pain in the arse. “How about the villain wants to put deadly neural implants in everyones brain?” “Been done.” “Okay but how about if he wants to set up a Mars colony where everyone is his slave?” “Jesus Christ Paul we hired you to think OUTSIDE the box”
Good lord, that's perfect casting -- especially if he plays him in the HOTEL ARTEMIS mode of "massive, angry guy visibly struggling to be courteous and polite".
My Bond film would be a straight adaptation of Fleming's THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, where Bond is incapacitated in the first act and his most recent bedmate has to finish his mission with no prep or training. Cast Juliette Motamed from WE ARE LADY PARTS, and it's a comedy.
My bond film would have every living actor who has played bond in it.
Bond is a code name and Spectre has a list of all previous Bonds and are targeting them. New inexperienced bond must stop them. Bond girl is a bond daughter.
