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we’re all bozos on this bus

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🎶 I don’t practice Santeria… 🎶

tired: chatgpt wired: chatpcp

why does the old man not simply use his newly given presidential immunity to assassinate the orange man?

spotify is using a new typeface, and while I'm sure this decision was made by a committee of no less than four thousand ux designers, it do really feel like the correct font just failed to load and we are looking at some shitty fallback font

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The sun will rise in #Vancouver #BritishColumbia tomorrow at 5:08, 25 seconds later than the day before. It will set at 21:21, 1 seconds earlier than the day before.

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THEM: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ME: *cuts off the top half of the potato chip bag for easier access*

reading a how to article on home depot dot com and what u think the homies are measuring?

media illiteracy is extremely prevalent on here and elsewhere

Consider this- if two slices of pizza share the same pepperoni, that is one slice of pizza.

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‘sick as a dog’ should refer to how dogs are cool instead of puking

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stuff is lowkey goated when things are the vibe

remembering the time when Dave Brownsound left sum 41 to start a heavy metal/reggae band called Brown Brigade and then they had Toronto legend Oliver from Oliver's Jewellery (as his iconic character The Loan Arranger) in the music video www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiBM...

Brown Brigade - "Aggravation Plantation"www.youtube.com Brown Brigade's video for "Aggravation Plantation" from the album "Into the Mouth of Badd(D)ness". More music and info at http://www.myspace.com/brownbrigade or http://www.brown-brigade.com.

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You can have a mid life crisis at any age if your life is mid enough

"come get some of grampa's trichinosis burgers!"

bo jiden vs tronald dump

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is U2 (legally) considered a christian rock band?

evangelicals trying to repopulate the homeland and create a christian nation while also trying to ban IVF

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yeaag

if Hanson were Korean the song woudda been call “BibiMMMbap!”

hbd you stoney baloney

major missed opportunity with the word “engrossed”… it really should have meant “to be grossed out by” i.e: “this book is engrossing” = “this book grosses me out”

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quebecoise during sex will be like “poutine in”

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They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Is Forklift Certified

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Dying is so embarrassing hey I gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack I'm leaving behind

The Pope, who lives in an art museum with a bunch of dudes who've sworn off pussy: does it seem kind of gay in here to you?

the right: "second amendment shouldn't be infringed, no limits on people buying guns" hunter biden: *smokes a bit of crack, buys a gun* the right: "BiDeN cRiMe FaMiLy!!!1111"

hey @cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social I got a dad joke: what do you call fake spaghetti? an IMPASTA!

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oh ur a programmer? name every program

wonder if this guy drank a lot in his teens?