a wizard: Here in Indiana and Illinois our only state lore is we call eachother fips. “Fuckin Illinois/Indiana people”

Iowa prints the entire county name on their license plates so if u spot a DES MOINES plate, it is probably someone from Burlington! or West Burlington!! maybe Danville if you're especially lucky!!! If the car plate says Polk, you're behind city folk, If the plate says Des Moines, pork tenderloin,

lol my family is from iowa so it comes up, did you know that Des Moines is 150 miles away from Des Moines County, Iowa? the city is in Polk County, while Des Moines County contains some major river shipping cities in the southeast, half of the "Quad Cities" metro area,

this is a pretty good rhyme, folks. and youd know that if it were about a state with more than 4 million people in it

Here in Indiana and Illinois our only state lore is we call eachother fips. “Fuckin Illinois/Indiana people”

iowans mostly eat their own, "idiots out wandering around",

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