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I would never des moines someone that’s awful
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You’re not ready to get Urbandaled
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oh no. no no no. nor johnstoned and definitely not grimesed
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imagining a bunch of iowa gangs running around and saying this
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theres a tense detente among the gangs of iowa mostly because it takes a long time to get from one part of the state to another driving 45mph
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If you’re in the Windsor Heights hang, it takes you a long time to get *anywhere*
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its one of those acts that seems like it would be terrible to have done to you but then it happens and its just kind of boring
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I’d Albuquerque someone before I’d des moines them