I just had my first corn dog in a decade because I found a mythical box of plant-based alternatives
I don't often feel like this country is worth celebrating, but damn, this corn dog is
My toxic trait is that when I used to work at a music venue and needed to eat in the 30 minutes between my two jobs, I would heat up a corn dog in the microwave, shove it in my purse, and eat it on the bus across town
To borrow your parlance: KNOW ME
