"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."
Yeah, it's fun to go Doom mode but to win the war you gotta go CIA style and recruit proxies to wage insurgency against the hated grass. I have some feral arugula and oregano taking over large parts of my last remaining bits of grass, and they are my strongest warriors plus mowing smells like salad
i've managed to convert my so-called lawn into 95% moss, which has the huge advantage over grass that there's no need to mow it.
(ok so the truth is the "lawn" converted itself into moss, my only input was leaving it alone)