Andrew S.

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I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell.

(Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)

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remake a movie with Shrek to make it better

Remake a movie with shrek and make it better. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Shrek

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The cultural left sucks shit. The premise is “we’re the people who don’t exclude people for bullshit, not-moral, aesthetic reasons” but the “praxis,” as y’all would say, is if you aesthetically dislike someone you will find a way to consider them morally worthy of death

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I wish someone kept a list of all the imbeciles who said Elon Musk is a free speech hero so I could waggle a middle finger in their insipid faces until it fell off

we made that lady delete her “PSA America” tweet and I feel kinda bad about that 😢💔🇬🇧

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SHOTS FIRED

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You can love or hate Zuck and Bezos all you want, for better or worse we're stuck with em because their businesses are well-established and make lots of money. If you want to hate a billionaire, hate Elon Musk because his wealth is all just built on sentiment. Blow his house down with your hate

PSA America It’s Sir Tarquin, or Lord Tarquin Viscount Wanking-upon-Hedgerow, or Mr. Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel. It is not Sir Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel or Viscount Tarquin or Prime Minister Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-

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This photo is pure 2024.

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A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

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Did a drawing of the family in front of me and gave it to them. People are surprisingly happy when I do this.

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people are being censored on this platform just for wishing me an excellent day. abominable

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it rules so hard that the myth of the Kennedy dynasty has resulted in a guy running for president on the libertarian ticket and his platform is that if elected he'll direct the FBI to investigate ghosts

RFK Jr.: ‘I won’t take sides on 9/11’thehill.com Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Friday he “won’t take sides” on the subject of the truth of the 9/11 attacks but would push for transparency if elected president.&nbsp…

remake a movie with shrek and make it better Goodogres

remake a movie with shrek and make it better The Assassination of Shrek by the Coward Robert Ford

remake a movie with shrek and make it better My Dinner with Shrek

remake a movie with shrek and make it better Uncut Shreks

I admit there’s a lot I don’t understand about British politics but I’m just going to say it, “Rees-Mogg” is not a name, you’re having us on with that one

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I don't know much about British politicians but I do appreciate that they have slightly funnier names than American ones

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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“Muted by fascism supporters” lol 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 the country that beat fascism 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

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it's charloh! from online (it/its)

need this so bad

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if your biggest institutional backers are having the conversation "can we weekend at bernies this to avoid the cost of switching" you're not running a healthy campaign

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Andy Craig

also shouldn't go fully unspoken that the conversation has in the past week essentially moved on from "was this just a blip" to "do the pros outweigh the cons in the grand calculus"

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Popehat

/5 So, in terrible circumstances, think what people before you have endured. Think about how you can support and defend folks less able than you to endure. And fight the bastards.

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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

without downloading new pics what is it like dating you

Me: The courts are the one institution that are still recognizable to a pre-Trump conservative, I think they’re entitled to the benefit of the doubt Roberts: lol Gorsuch: lmao Barrett: concurring in part

this exchange confused me until I realized @radiofreetom.bsky.social was not in fact replying to @starshine.bsky.social

Fuck, and I cannot overstress my sincerity, these assholes

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org