'Roger Hallam, you have been found guilty of the charges brought by this court and it is my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual crank who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably imprisonment in the same casual manner. You will go to prison for five years.'
Had a couple of Tweets go viral on The Bad Place recently. I know that some posters say they turn off their notifications when that happens.
Me, on the other hand...
Why is it OK for Bane to wear what he does, yet when I do it I get a life ban from all rugby locker rooms? It's one rule for shitposters and another for Supervillains etc etc.
'Campbell and Corbyn', a new drama coming to ITV this autumn. Ali Campbell's a grumpy detective who has to do things HIS way, whilst Jerry Corbyn's an eccentric pathologist who makes his job extremely difficult; will they manage to solve crime or will they kill each other first?'
