Talia Lavin: its like a choice between a flaccid, day old egg white omelet and a flaming tower of arsenic cheetos

its like a choice between a flaccid, day old egg white omelet and a flaming tower of arsenic cheetos

An easy choice but not a good one.

I’ll take the egg white omelet, please

I think Biden looks good.

I’ll have the omelet. Thanks.

Me too.

Trump wants to usher in fascism and Biden is old. Clearly both candidates are equally bad.

did u miss the word "arsenic"

This liberal impulse to shut down any discussion of the mounting, overwhelming evidence that Biden is not fit for or up to this is both annoying and counterproductive. We all saw what we saw tonight: Trump being Trump and Biden unable to keep up, let alone put him on the ropes.

It's not really about that my dude. You don't turn out the vote for a candidate no one thinks can do the job.

There is an old man and a bad man.

Yes, thank you.

Abridged Sedaris quote: you’re on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it.” Undecided is asking how the chicken is cooked.

yeah i know the quote

And democracy, the rule of law, civil rights, immigrants, women’s healthcare

you dont have to convince me! im just saying this is grim and sad

Not watching for that reason. Biden’s quiet voice is a damn shame but he’s had it for a while.

It's time for you to enter the race with a campaign of, "Look, read this grilled cheese article and then tell me which candidate is best"

Can I just punch myself in the throat or something?

You know who would’ve made short work of Trump (as well as terrifying him)? Jamaal Bowman. #justsayin

Those of us reading Talia's skeet may be responsible adults who eat our broccoli but ... Flaming Tower of Arsenic Cheetos sounds like a best-selling dish at a Guy Fieri restaurant.

Yep. This perfectly sums things up.

I'm starting to wonder how fast you're cooking those eggs. Flaccid is good!

Truly depressing how accurate this is

Well put!

Rude

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They have me, an epidemiologist, considering the anti-vax nutcase. Dear god

i am horrified by the idea of an egg white omelet like, the metaphor is sound, but ugh

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