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Superhero Girl

@crackedmirror.bsky.social

Verified Royals fan, life-long single mom, RN, knitter, pro-choice, MST3K-obsessed, not a chef, not your girl.
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So......having sex with a couch is...... bad?
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The child is signed up for fall ball. hashtag baseball mom life
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Say what you will about me, but don't ever question my knitting tension.
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I made blueberry simple syrup, and it is DELICIOUS.
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Me, trying to chill: MAYBE THIS FACE MASK WILL DO THE TRICK
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A sharp metal corner caught my scrub pants and ripped a hole in them if anyone is wondering how my day is going.
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Hold on to your butts. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
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Le sigh. Now I have a $10 Michael's coupon. I guess I know what I have to do.
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All jokes aside? I never agreed to this.
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An era is defined as a significant period of time. It was significant for ME, maybe it wasn't significant to YOU!
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I make really cute kids. FYI.
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A baseball dad got me tequila drunk 😭
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The answer to "Am I making too many deviled eggs?" is always "No."
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I started little hulk's christmas sweater. This is the first not-baby sized sweater I've ever attempted. Wish me luck
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Gotta love waking up to Y-camp taking out their weekly fee THREE TIMES.
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Fiber mail arrives tomorrow with the yarn for little hulk's ugly christmas sweater and I AM SO EXCITE
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It's my Friday. How should I celebrate the end of the week?
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The doctor I work with is back today after a two week vacation. We're seeing approximately 684 patients this week. Not really, but it might as well be with how many overbookings there are. Hi. I live at work now.
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Caramelized onions are one of my favorite scents.
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Someone convince me I don't need to go to Michael's with my $5 off rewards coupon.
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I'm just ruining everyone's life tonight. I guess that's my hobby now.
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My mother needs a hobby that doesn't include asking me dumb questions. 😬
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Next interview is 7/23. That's a long time to be nervous about something 😩
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They want me back for the third interview (with the head physician)!
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Any time the Royals beat the cardinals is a good time. Beating them twice in one day? 👩‍🍳 💋
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People who care about mental health do not: • Gossip about mental health • Use mental health terms as insults • Use a person's diagnosis as a reason to deny them rights This message brought to you by your favorite bipolar girlie.