Germany: this is the KriegPanzer, the most advanced tank in the world. Its so advanced it can only be made in 2 factories and takes a month build one... Why is it on fire?
US: oh, we killed it with 5 tanks built in a factory that made kitchen mixers before the war. Makes 10 tanks an hour now.
US, cont'd: its back to making mixers now, as the old Ford factory got so efficient it can make 100 of them an hour, so we have too many tanks. Here, have a hersey bar and a cold coke.
German: ... How. I haven't had a cold drink in 6 years
US: oh, I have a cooler. Cant get thirty on the front!
