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Donald Trump is unaware of the baconator that's how out of touch he is

Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’

Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’www.theguardian.com Ex-president returns to campaign trail in Doral and makes baseless accusations but doesn’t name running mate

Lol, the car was unmarked, but the Marshals were wearing clothes that identified them as US Marshals. This dumbass still pulled a gun on them. This moron is going to straight to Federal-Pound-Me-In-The-Ass-Prison Never FAFO with the Feds

A member of Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s protective detail shot an armed 18-year-old on July 5 when he attempted to carjack the US marshals, who were sitting in an unmarked car near Sotomayor's home. The injuries were not life-threatening.

Member of Justice Sotomayor’s security detail shoots armed carjacker near her homewww.politico.com A U.S. marshal shot the suspect in the mouth early on July 5, according to a criminal complaint.

Sun Belt Hate List Those swamp fuckers in Shitsboro

Pac12 Hate List USC UCLA WASHINGTON OREGON

Big12 Hate List Colorado Baylor The Lubbock School for Kids who didn't get into UTx and TAMU but didn't want to go to Denton. (Not a real Tech)

Big10 Hate list anOSU Michigan Penn State

ACC hate list climpsun F$U Virginia Poly

SEC Hate Ranking (least to most hated per the quoted post): georgia Auburn georgia georgia georgia georgia georgia georgia

SEC Hate Ranking (least to most hated per the quoted post): Georgia Texas Oklahoma LSU Tennessee Alabama Auburn Florida Georgia

.... The lake is sending agents out into the world. If this man invites you to swim in Lanier, run. Also, possible zombie or possession. Dont trust

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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Weekwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

Hey, its hard for the French to learn a new word. There's a whole bureaucracy and approval process... Its a lot! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3...

Country that is 66 years into its Fifth Republic that itself was preceded by violent revolutions and the establishments of two hegemonic empires learns a new word after a national election did not yield a majority party: ungovernable.

Académie Française - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

Found a better article to read than the one going around variety.com/2024/digital...

How Well Does ‘Hardcore History’ Podcaster Dan Carlin Know His Ancient History?variety.com Podcaster Dan Carlin talks about 'Hardcore History' and ancient history.

Bubba Sparxxx mentioned, drop needle on rhe best mashup of all time youtu.be/BREg3OynEx8?...

lol it’s Atlanta so I was thinking more like Bubba Sparxxx

The Little Mermaid - Under The Booty (Mashup Video) - Bubba Sparxxxyoutu.be Musical Mash-UpBubba Sparxxx - Ms. New BootySebastian the Crab - Under the SeaSong Mixed by TDRloid:https://soundcloud.com/tdrloidDownload it from MediaFire:...

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Not sure who decided to bring back the weird German accented pampers commercial, but fuck them

Just starting The Bear, and holy shit, Joel McHale as the asshole chef is fuckin perfect. Would pay to see him vs Dr Cox from Scrubs

Exhibit A for why we need imbedded videos here x.com/BravesOnTBS/...

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One week youtu.be/LfecVtFQDio?...

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Breaking news: NYT seen sucking Trump's spray tanned dick. Editorial staff has said they are not sucking his dick, but lip coloration indicates its either him or a promiscuous oompa-loompa.

Breaking News: A Parkinson’s expert visited the White House eight times in eight months from last summer through this spring, according to official visitor logs. The administration has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease.

Parkinson’s Expert Visited the White House Eight Times in Eight Monthswww.nytimes.com The White House has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease and that there has been no reason to update the most recent testing, conducted in February.

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is the water nation attacking like wtf is going on with water right now

Its def a "I'm drinking an entire pot of coffee by myself" type of day

@stevesteverers.bsky.social new Cumberbund dropped Video Killed This Sweet Child of Mine youtube.com/shorts/qE7pp...

Video Killed The Sweet Childyoutube.com

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Congratulations, that's the dumbest thing on this site, and I've seen people post pictures of Alf with huge tits.

What I look like scrolling social media

Mood+ reality

Mood: youtu.be/X7VsQwVSqXw?...

Rainy Night in Georgiayoutu.be Provided to YouTube by Rhino AtlanticRainy Night in Georgia · Brook BentonBrook Benton Today℗ 1970 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and W...

Anyone else like to sit in a rocking chair on the balcony/porch/deck and just enjoy a good thunderstorm?

Let’s see… 10) Gamera 9) Reptilicus 8) Laserblast 7) Jack Frost 6) Moon Zero Two 5) Space Mutiny (Lump Beefbroth) 4) Diabolik (To Earth) 3) Prince of Space (I have no powers but I can skip reasonably well) 2) Mitchell (Joe Don Baker is Mittens, he's a cop) 1) Final Sacrifice (Rowsdower!)

Let’s see… 10) Jack Frost 9) Hobgoblins 8) Wizards of the Lost Kingdom I 7) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 6) The Final Sacrifice 5) Prince of Space 4) Mitchell 3) Cry Wilderness 2) Space Mutiny 1) Giant Spider Invasion