Every creationist and anti-vaxer argues
1. Galileo had great new ideas that authorities rejected,
THEREFORE
2. Every one whose claims are rejected by scientific authorities is a Galileo,
THEREFORE
3. I am the new Galileo
I visited the Creationist Museum in Kentucky in my mid 20s as a joke. This one dumb bitch talked about how "Pastor Dave" wouldn't agree with their hypothesis that Jesus rode dinosaurs like horses 6,000 years ago. They're robots with no thoughts of their own.