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DocAtCDI
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My job is digging holes to look for water. It is, well, boring.
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DocAtCDI
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Boy asks Grandad; Have you seen my pills,they were labelled LSD? Grandad replies; Never mind the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!
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DocAtCDI
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
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DocAtCDI
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My kid got trained For the potty - no fun So I wrote about it “How the Wets Was Won”
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DocAtCDI
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I can't believe someone has been underneath my car and stolen my exhaust. How could anybody stoop so low.
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DocAtCDI
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Im not saying your cat doesnt care about you... Im saying that if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well...
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DocAtCDI
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What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
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DocAtCDI
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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DocAtCDI
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Push-ups, split's, crunches, blasts, curls, sliders, roll-ups, wraps. I never have to leave DQ to sound like I've a real workout.
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DocAtCDI
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Received a text from the wife saying she was breaking up with me Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted 'sorry wrong number'
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DocAtCDI
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My fireplace has the flue...
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DocAtCDI
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I got a puppy for my twin sons... I think I made a good trade...
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DocAtCDI
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I have a theological joke but only God knows if it's any good.
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DocAtCDI
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My Highschool was so small we had sex ed and drivers ed in the same car!
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DocAtCDI
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the bartender suggested I take the bus home... Turns out I was in no condition to drive that either...
DocAtCDI
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If anyone ever asks you to spell part backwards don't do it. It's a trap.
DocAtCDI
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
DocAtCDI
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Dammit! My brand new kitchin and I already have a leek under the sink! https://imgur.com/flZ1wqE
DocAtCDI
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Did you hear what the sun did to the couple that was out riding on a bicycle built for two? Tanned em.
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DocAtCDI
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Nothing comes easy in life... Even Santa comes with a clause...
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DocAtCDI
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Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say?
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DocAtCDI
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Someone just threw some rice at me, I think they are trying to start a Pilau fight.
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DocAtCDI
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Son: What rhymes with purple? Dad: No it doesn't!
DocAtCDI
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I cant remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID
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DocAtCDI
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My mailman had a sex change. I guess you could call her a post-man.
DocAtCDI
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Why can't two elephants go swimming? Because they only have one pair of trunks.
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DocAtCDI
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I finally bought my son his first watch. It's about time.
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DocAtCDI
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Apparently the clocks go back in November... Well Im screwed then. I cant remember where I got it from.
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DocAtCDI
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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
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DocAtCDI
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The Mrs says Im cheap!, so to prove her wrong we went out for desert! It was quite exciting as shes never given blood before.
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