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@docvalentine.bsky.social

🍔 game developer
🍔 dungeon master
🍔 leftoid brainworms
🍔 https://sevensided.net/
🍔 https://docvalentine.tumblr.com/
🍔 http://patreon.com/docvalentine
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i mixed an arizona iced tea and a monster rehab and it somehow created Beer
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a mox jet, a virtual boy, samurai pizza cats animation cels featuring bad bird hard to say which is first, sort of varies by my mood WAIT NO CRAZY TAXI CABINET FINAL ANSWER
if you won a million dollars what would be the first ridiculous thing you'd buy? something silly and pretty and fun for yourself. it can be small. I'd buy a hot pink e-bike or vespa, and give it pink marabou streamers.
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two guys behind me on the sidewalk were discussing fighting techniques, as one does a lot of basic this style vs that style stuff. "karate never wins MMA tournaments" etc but then one dropped hot tech i know you need to know: "try to fight on your birthday for an unbeatable psychological edge"
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guys i got the steam deck outputting to the little tv. guys.
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i wish i had bought this shirt. i also wish i'd said "goatse.ca"
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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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if you are mentioning a song for a broad audience or a person who might not be familiar with it, how do you phrase it? "Bruce Springsteen's Born To Run" "Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen" Just "Born To Run"
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this is the closest that yall are likely to get to a canonical record of my current campaign
I was thinking, maybe I ought to post some of Alti's D&D campaign doodle comics today, since I am wanting to start doing these again after a long hiatus... also if you've only gotten familiar with my bard through art posts here, these give some more in-game context, imo
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outside of things like being a kid and having a number of tense moments at 3% in doom, i don't think a game has ever scared me for real other than Subnautica i can still raise my heart rate just by thinking about it
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spent some time working on engine stuff but i'm back in the trash mines, which is a lot more fun
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listening to iron maiden brave new world real loud and thinking about eshmali
🌩️ Eshmali Winter Moonrise 🌩️ er, excuse me-- ⚡🌩️ CAPTAIN Eshmali Winter Moonrise 🌩️⚡ @docvalentine.bsky.social's ranger, who is currently hunting down a kraken to avenge her father and his crew!
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it's a start...send me more!! yellow5.com/pokey/links/
do you have a website you would like to share with people? comics, writing, visual art, music, etc? I'm setting up a "links to friends and fun stuff" thing on pokey's site
POKEY'S LINKSyellow5.com
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is salt actually bad for you or is the illuminati tryna keep me from having enough electrolytes to be a genius
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MARGE: Assassin | Stealth Mode ステルス暗殺者
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Out on the road today I saw a Punisher sticker on a Cybertruck
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storage is finally affordable again and amy @sephiramy.bsky.social helped me name my new drive
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been thinking all day of taking a m. bison promo pic, putting mike nelson's face on him and changing the title to M. NELSON but i don't think this one's worth the effort so i'm going to have to ask you to imagine it
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i have this kind of brain problem where i know i am terrible at music and have never been able to make anything i like, and then i listen to Ratatat and think "i should make something like this"
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i didn't know they made blu-ray players with RCA out but i found one for $10
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caught honore beaugrand looking like a metal gear level