Neer: *eats an entire box of Uncrustables like a person would a bag of chips*

*eats an entire box of Uncrustables like a person would a bag of chips*

It's healthy cause there's no crusts

That's where all the calories are! It's simply science.

Gee Bill! How come your mom let's you have two sandwiches?

Eat it with a fork, and it's just casually eating a container of ravioli.

A new challenge appears.

Those things got me through college. Used to freeze them and bring em with me to classes. I'd always wind up eating them too early though because the mid point where the jelly wasn't frozen but the peanut butter still kinda was has got to be some kind of forbidden magic.

Proteins!

Frozen or nah?

it has to be a specific state. There's this point where the jelly has warmed but the peanut butter is still frozen. That's the sweet spot.

You absolute creature.

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