I will make an awesome thing and you will give me money for my awesome thing and it will ruin all its competitors and then I will make the thing exponentially worse while charging you more and you will have to pay because there is no longer a choice. Capitalism, baby.
I just scroll through my Discover feed and passive-aggressively respond to things without using any of the tools provided by the platform to do so. My art is diminished by likes.
So...when the far right does well in France, their system is nothing like ours and it's meaningless, but when they lose it's a victory for us and bodes well for November?
Is there a word for when you hold the same beliefs and ethics as a group of people but also think they're entirely disingenuous?
I once went to a Jamba Juice annual meeting. We were all seated in a hall and Moves Like Jagger started playing and balloons fell from the ceiling and two greying executives ran through the room high fiving people.
That was a real thing that happened.
Dr. Hubris frowned at his discover feed, then quietly added "BTS" to his list of muted words, mouthing a sad and silent goodbye to Behind The Scenes trivia, a necessary sacrifice for continuing peace of mind.
The Economist and NYT just racking up subscriptions and clicks off the back of constant posting of their content on a site that's allegedly largely against said content.
Starting to feel like a conspiracy nut over here. And a broken record.
Sharing and drawing attention to things makes them more powerful. Unsubscribing from and ignoring things takes away their power. Do I need to draw you a picture?
"The New York Times is the worst and we should all stop reading it." - People Widely Sharing And Discussing A New York Times Article.
Exactly how fucking stupid are you?
I am poised for the second brutal slaughtering of the Conservative Party at the polls in my lifetime. And while I'll enjoy it, let's not forget what happened after '97. Remember the Third Way? Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Saw this on reddit this morning. A child's ticket for Friday only is likely about as cheap as it got back in '92, but it's worth noting that while children under 11 get into this weekend's Friday session for free, general admission is £149.
#F1
"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
People posting gotchas from 30 years ago on here as if the Supreme Court are going to (a) read a skeet, and (b) go "Oh, my bad. Didn't realize we were hypocritical and corrupt. We'll fix that right away."
We know. They know. Stop being so naive.
"I'm not going to do the stuff I know the other guy is going to do to get an advantage. No, America, I'm going to do what I always do; nothing at all."
