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I write things! They're... good!
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Music washed out over the wetlands of Slumping Downs, simultaneously sounding of every song and of none, an eerie orchestra filling the mind's ear with half remembered thoughts of the past.
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EXCUSE ME WHILE I SHARE A POST THAT IS ABOUT MY PROJECT, WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT IT IS MY PROJECT; PLEASE COMPLIMENT ME IF YOU NOTICE. #LinkedIn #BestOf
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Calling for unity is great, but maybe not as a strategy when disunity favours others
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Red Right Hand but it's Proud Mary
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Cyberworthiness but the computers are a boat
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The field of lemons grew in ordered lines, as far as the eye could see. At times like this when gold and green filled the eye like a meal for the optic nerve, Gary knew true peace.
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There'd been a murder. No witnesses, but only one man had the skills, the means, the opportunity. Detective Tinsel Evergreen took a drag of his clove cigarette and wondered if maybe Nick was not the saint he appeared.
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I know it's too late to point this out but these are deliberately bad ok I can write not bad things Promise
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The dark filled the sky like a Santa Claus of the night, leaving his merry gifts of darkness beneath the trees of the clouds
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Crime was a pimple on the face of the prom queen city of Verdayn, and Dirk was the pinching fingers of justice
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Crime. Crime never pays. Not in the long term. Sure, sometimes in the short term. Occasionally in the medium term. Rarely in the medium- long term. But never in the long term. Sooner or later, mostly sooner, the law would get you. Or worse, the criminals would get you.
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I, A CELEBRITY, AGREE WITH THIS OTHER CELEBRITY'S POST
I AM A CELEBRITY AND I HAVE LEARNED A FEW THINGS ABOUT HOW TO HAVE A GROWTH MINDSET, HERE ARE MY 5 TIPS
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Here are several definitely real LinkedIn posts for your viewing dis/pleasure TODAY I STUBBED MY TOE REAL BAD ON THE DOOR AND I HAD AN EPIPHANY ABOUT PRODUCTIVITY, LET ME SHARE IT WITH YOU
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Cybetworthiness but for water
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I don't know who needs to hear this (I do, it's my customers) but it's the last business day of the FY and maybe you should be panicking about that
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There's no right answer, but there are a lot of very wrong ones
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"I'd like some short cut bacon please" You shouldn't take short cuts with bacon
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My responses are proportional, to a scaling factor of about 100 billion
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Your favourite Disney princess had *better* be Anna... or Elsa!
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Babe, Elon Musk's 5 tips for innovation just dropped and they're coincidentally the 5 things I want to do, crazy, anyway here they are printed on a picture of a mountain
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I made these. When asked if I wanted to laser etch anything into the blades, I thought of @ryannorth.ca
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Don't. Stop believing.
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How could he have forgotten? The Starburst Shak'Ti was never to leave the sacred Chap'a'a'lai, and now only Xyr knew what would happen.
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Greg is a very strange name; the more often you say it, the less it sounds like a word. So it was with Greg Himself, who not only didn't sound like a word, but also was not.
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the only constantinople is changeinople
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The .38 sat in my pocket like day old custard sits in the belly, but this wasn't disappointing pudding, and the gangster I was tailing wasn't remotely sweet.
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She breezed into my office on the kind of legs that can cause a man problems
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Contingency fund = Fudge budget = Fudget
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People tend to: 1. Overestimate what they can achieve in a day (Optimism bias) 2. Underestimate what they can achieve in a year (Scope insensitivity) So, for sufficient scope, our lack of appreciation of scope overcomes our default optimism